م/احمد صلاح القاضى
مشرف قسم
  
عدد الرسائل : 65
تاريخ الميلاد : 25/01/1989
العمر : 35
التاريخ : 25/7/1989
نقاط : 5331
تاريخ التسجيل : 29/03/2010
 | موضوع: Cool Meanings  الخميس أبريل 01, 2010 3:46 pm | |
| Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
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Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
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Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
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Divorce: Future tense of marriage
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Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
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Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
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Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
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Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.. .
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Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.
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Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
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Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
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Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
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Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
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Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
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Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
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Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
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Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
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Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
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Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
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Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
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Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
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Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
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Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.
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Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
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Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
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Father: A banker provided by nature.
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Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... Except that he got caught.
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Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
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Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
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Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills
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